“Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh wow. Wow, that’s beautiful,” he said. “Look at that. Looks just like me.”

Breaking news:

Cool. Pat yourself on the back Ana, then go right back to shitting all over your fellow women/minorities on November 9th.

I can only imagine what kind of vile, repulsive porn this guy watches. All his texts read like they were taken straight from the nastiest, most brutal porn dirty-talk you’ve ever heard.

I hate this shit about companies. Their entire mission is about faking happiness for perception, which only pisses off employees.

Sadly, she’ll be one of the top correspondents on Trump TV the second it launches on November 9th.

Rich, entitled white guys sexually evaluating and treating women like objects??

If only he’d been causing a scene outside a polling station, the Don probably would have hired him on as interim campaign manger.

That character description sounds really familiar

Football in 5-10 years

So, Skyrim, Battlefield 1, Dishonored 2, and bunch of crap nobody cares about. Got it.

Did anyone think about him being half Bruce Wayne, half Joker? Since they’re widely regarded as dependent on each other to exist... aka, without a Batman, the Joker wouldn’t go around causing mindless chaos...?

For #3: That is why the dude took her ring and wore it throughout dinner (SUPER WEIRD), so that she couldn’t just bail out when she found out how abysmal his personality was. Straight-up manipulation.

The other classic one I’ve noticed before is ‘nice-guy persecution complex.’ You know it: “Girls don’t want a nice guy, they just want douchebags.”

Dude looks like Andy Samberg’s rapacious, beady-eyed cousin.

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