@Same Sad Echo: Its up for me, but I live in South America. You could have him try this:

In a startling display of inappropriateness, Munch's Make Believe Band decided that they would play Elvis Presley's "In the Ghetto" as accompaniment.

"My daughter said she was glad about the Super Bowl".

@vodkanaut: Jason Terry. Responsible for more "NO NO YES" and "NO NO NOOOOO" moments than anyone else in my life.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Assuming that he wants to fire the missile from, say the back of a motorcycle (though for stabilities sake, he'd want at least a smart car), he could just use a Javelin or perhaps a Dragon, since that might be easier to acquire. A LAW would also work in this situation, or maybe an RPG7. A quick…

I didn't know what AP meant actually

@AzureTexan: BOOM!

@Sapphire and Chronic: Fuck The Boys. That is all.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Really, I just dislike the Marvel Universe. And Joe Quesada.

@Britt_Pollack: Marvel sucks. Seriously, the Civil War was awful.

@Philippa Marlowe: You're welcome! Glad I could help you figure that out!

@Philippa Marlowe: From Todd Gallagher's "Andy Roddick beat me with a frying pan"

As long as they aren't over 14.

"Bam! Right in the face! Bam! Right in the face!"

DUAN

@Always Winning: Do you enjoy only the finest seats? Do you only expect the highest quality beers?

News item! The Orioles announced on Thursday that they will raise single-game ticket prices an average of $3 for the 2011 season, the first such increase since 2006!

Like my grandmother always says, it's best to keep the pickled herring in the barrel.

""We ain't really worried about no Pittsburgh Steelers around here," barber Hayward Jones said."

@Hatey McLife: That's good.