@OnlySlightyTrampy: You've never seen Irreversible, have you? Monica Bellucci is a riot!

@wilsonchandlersgerminfestedtoo...:

Did you guys see this over in #tips?

@PolkPanther: Well done. Wish I still had my desktop so we could go at this like we should, but alas...

@vodkanaut: What: Whiskey and Coke

Mark Sanchez has a fake left hand, that's what they're trying to say, right?

@Internet_Nene: I've got a flask in my car if you want to join me for an after hours drink...

@WashingtonForeskins: I met someone with a little girl named 'Great Gatsby', I fucking kid you not.

@Same Sad Echo: Its amazing the things you learn to live without.

@CalvinandJahv: He was an average punter.

@KarenSypher's_TravelingGyno: Grape brandy, only the finest of brandies.

@Always Winning: Yeah, the way I figure it, its best to do the sort of thing I'm doing when you can, minus real responsibilities.

@MikeRotch: Pfffft... at least its not false advertising.

@marginalizer: I do feel like showing off, yes.

I went to High School with Matthew Stafford but was a year younger than him. I remember passing him in the weight room after soccer and seeing him do bicep curls alone while staring into the mirror.

fucking endzone lines... how do they work?

I am watching a pirated feed. Ze german announcers cut in like every play, but der commentarian schtaubsauge.

@All Over But The Sharting: The end, indeed, is nigh.

The TCU gloat-boards in Amarillo are much more succinct.

The Mayan calculator says overtime should start with Roland Emmerich hallucinating a plot while a furiously masturbating Michael Bay looks at him longingly.