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Alright, fine. This is how commenting seems to me.

I know other people are still up.

@alftime: Things were going well for the Orangemen until the Greeks unleashed a new strand of Phytophthora infestans.

@Phintastic: I'm not big into "exclusive" relationships. I like to do my own thing.

@Phintastic: Probably all the afternoon drinking.

@Phintastic: I don't actually want to lose 30 more pounds. (this is the part where I explain sarcasm)

@Phintastic: Jesus Christ no. What idiot gave you that idea?

@tastes_like_burning: just as long as they can't connect your Deadspin account to your real identity, and prove premeditation, I say go for it. I used this solution to solve the same problem, except replace "server" with "office dog", and you get a clearer picture.

DUAN

@I Like Cheap Beer: no, no, I'm neither. I'm 5'10'', and male. But this does raise an interesting DUAN...

@DrJamesAndrews: ehh, if there is exobiological life in the solar system, it will probably be bacteria, or something like it. I'm just waiting for this to happen.