@Bellwether Johnson: Holy shit, the show is a remake of a Ben Affleck movie? This disturbs me.

@Natzzzzzz: But how can I know you aren't secretly my internet enemy? I just know when I'm not on DUAN the conversation takes a decidedly anti-See you suckers later turn.

Glory Daze: Where Tim Meadows went to die.

@vodkanaut: The worst is watching the girls tear up like puppies when you're forced to explain to them that you've got to spread yourself around, because you're too good to be kept to herself. She has to let you, though, because she knows it'd be a crime to cage such a beautiful bird.

@Walk Off HBP: Deadspin makes the monologue, so there's that. I also hear that Conan & Co. have hired a team of talent scouts to scour the DUAN comments for writers.

@Natzzzzzz: I'll let Lionel explain.

@Lionel Osbourne: Except its mostly New Yorkers. Sad, bitter New Yorkers. Face it, New Yorkers, the Rangers beat your precious Jeter. Where is your God (or God-like entity) now?

@UweBollocks: This makes me want to be high forever.

@Lionel Osbourne: The folks at Gawker.tv are infuriated over the interview. What does it take to get a star over there? Oh, that's right.

@Desi_Relaford: Nope, Palmer just threw at William Gay. That seals it.

@Desi_Relaford: +1 sour-faced child.

@Lionel Osbourne: I liked his bit on popularity. And the American people.

@Always Winning: I read that as Chris Hanson, and then I discovered this:

@Same Sad Echo: I think the website was set up by 4chan. Just... just don't say 4chan again... if it is said three times in one thread, it brings them down in hordes. And they have some kind of vendetta against Gawker, IIRC.

@Lionel Osbourne: I'm interested primarily in two things: Katrina and the war.

@Same Sad Echo: [www.google.com]

@Lionel Osbourne: So far he's coming off as likable. It must be the soft light that emanates from Lauer's forehead.

@Lionel Osbourne: Yeah. Psycho-bible.

@Always Winning: My friend gave me some Alaskan Thunder Fuck as a gift. I'm thinking about it.

@Always Winning: Work Tomorrow. Monday is the same Monday.