Question Mark cheerleader: I have never been this confused about a person's ethnic background. Except maybe for that time I reported Dat Nguyen to the TSA for "suspicious, terrorist-y activity."

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: We can only hope.

Francisco de Zurbaran chimes in.

@AzureTexan: This is commonly known as "convergent evolution." Or, colloquially, "The Law of Convergent Callbacks."

Iverson immediately endeared himself after he went on the following rant:

@Phintastic: The mental contortions that I had to do to fit that to the tune of "Ain't no holla back girl" have earned me a Reese's Peanut Butter cup. After all, what's the point of exertion if not treats?

@Phintastic: That was just what they call "bad luck." Or "Detroit", for you Michiganians.

@vodkanaut: May I suggest central Texas's Firemans Ale? It's delicious, and its got a low viscosity, so you pour a lot real quick. Assuming it's in not in a bottle.

I am a fan of the Eagles, the Mavericks, and the Rangers.

Ain't? Who's column is this? A bed-ridden Flannery O'Connor's? I'm reporting you to the English Language Committee. Their agents will be here shortly.

@Always Winning: Unlike Jenna Presley, I'm down for being a little anal.

Isn't it affected there? Also, buy week? WTF?

Peyton Hillis is looking like a young Larry Csonka out there. Smoker-Cloaker®!

@vodkanaut: Who, Mangini? Yeah, when he left NE for the Jets, they had a little feud going on.

@Phintastic: injured on a FGA.

@Always Winning: He looked like he was going to over-run the ball and fall headfirst into the ground.

@vodkanaut: That was awesome. This is double sweet because Eric Mangini is a douche, and getting beat by a douche sucks balls. I hope he refuses to shake Belichick's hand. That would be triple-rainbow-all-the-way.

Colt McCoy and that scaly Mangini are making Tom Brady and Bill Belichick look like... Colt McCoy and Eric Mangini.

That Chowder show is like dropping acid for 23 minutes. And its supposed to be a kids show.