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@bevraj of choice: Good suggestion

@El-Diablo: I believe Shaq has already has a lifetime membership, based on his extensive work in Health Code Enforcement.

@UkraineNotWeak: Can I join?

Obviously, Bosh is Japan.

@Walk Off HBP: What asshole? I'm confused.

From the looks of it, so are a few of her boyfriends knuckles.

@Phintastic: Call Girls! They were call girls!

@Sapphire and Chronic: Yeah. I've been meaning to get around to that shit for a while now, and now that I'm in it... I'm very confused about the hype.

Anybody read 100 Bullets? Do they stick the landing, or does it suck? Because I'm leaning towards "Its gonna suck".

I feel your pain. My all-white high school had to give up thug day. I can still hear the screams of the Hoochie Momma's as their Afros and asses were removed, and the sound of the playa's teeth gnashing down in grill-less mouths. That and I think some kid came to school in black face. Me? I just wore my Randall…

They thought they had him covered. They thought they had three deep. But the one thing they didn't count on... Chris "I just stand there" Hope

@Always Winning: BOOM!

Brett Favre, moments before leading the Jets to A 34-24 win over the Patriots and 'accidently' slapping the ass of a vaguely Asian/hispanic woman in a misguided effort 'to fire up the team.' Nick Mangold later reported a mild disturbance during the first few plays of the game, though afterwards he said 'it was nothing…

Meanwhile, on Jezebel...

@twoeightnine: One might say our pictures are..... IDENTICAL TWINS!??!?!?!?!

Upon further inspection, they appear to hail from New Jersey. Nice try with the sunglasses, though, the one on the right could pass for Rhonde Barber.

@Armen Tamzarian, @OchentaYCinco, @twoeightnine

I don't think we work well without a shred of internets to go on...