After extensive research, I've discovered that there is pornography on the internet.

I'd just like to say its been a nice evening in Texas, and I welcome the fucking hangover.

@Always Winning: If by should have tossed him, you mean Swisher, then yes.

@Jeramy Bailey: They're all smoke powered.

@Kid Canada: Martians do have an entitlement complex about ice.

@vodkanaut: for some reason I'm subscribed to the Daft Punk sound track to TRON 2. Pretty sure I was high when I signed up my e-mail on that shit.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: This one is perfect. We should have gone here first:

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Can you hear me, A.J.? I am going to be honest with you. I .... hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality what ever you want to call it.

CrossFit NYC is certainly a strange place for a meeting. I guess Milton E. Ahlerich likes to work in a little workout when he's talking about dongs.

@alexblu: Jeff Francoeur still looks like Jeff Francoeur.

I just saw my ex-girlfriends dad sitting above the Yankees dugout. And here I thought the night couldn't get better.

Bill Simmons' Jersey Shore references for 400, Alex.

@mathmatix: A room of mathmatix's own.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: Who also lead the Senate in Aides killed. Callback!

@TenCentBeer:

@TenCentBeer: It looks like Scott Caan and Joaquin Phoenix put aside their differences and decided to catch a Yankee's game together.

@Same Sad Echo: The Yankees lead the league in KBPC (Killed By Plane Crash).

you know who leads the league in HBP? Your New York Yankees starter, ladies and gentlemen.

@bevraj of choice: I'm drinking heavily because I hate New York so much. And I'm stepping up my threats to the Kremlin, seeing if they'll do me a favor.