@vodkanaut: If we accept the NFL's number of .48 concussions per game, there have been 96 games, and deadspin says there have been 46 concussions. Let's bump that number to 55, and were within a standard deviation. So no, this is actually what happens every year.

Turning on the CC is some of the best advice I heard about this video. Abdul Rashid.

@Dolla Dolla Bill: Unless you're Antonio Cromartie.

@norbizness: this comment goes nicely with the Jonathan Franzen comment further up the page.

So Ed meets Patch Adams.

@Armen Tamzarian: actually I believe its pronounced "ginger ale".

@Lionel Osbourne: this guy

So I might buy Madden again, because of this video.

I'm here to administer a random steroids test.... Cody Ross? Please report to the training room. Cody Ross. Please report to the training room.

@sweatingmullets: I'm not gonna say this link leads to Redzone, I'm just gonna leave it here.

@vodkanaut: Phi/Atl. I like Kolb, but he is to Vick like a junior bacon cheeseburger is to a motherfucking honey butter chicken biscuit from Whataburger.

@Al Einstein: Superstars like Alex Rodriguez? Because Nolan Ryan is paying him.

@SavetoFavorites: goddamn, now I want some morphine.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: I suggest morphine.

Fucking fuck. Kill this rally already, O'Day

@vodkanaut: check out FEAST. I think he's starred everywhere.

@Sapphire and Chronic: Big Bear Black Stout. Its delicious.

@G.O.B.: Come on!: Not only do you comment, you star comment.

@vodkanaut: tonight?

@Sapphire and Chronic: I've been releasing rabid wolves in Manhattan, and I've got a rifle loaded. You've got to do it son. You've got to do it.