@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: I am Deadspin. Please insert girder.

@President Camacho: fucking seriously. I can't imagine what its like living anywhere else and having to deal with their sports station. Though luckily, you can always stream it through an iPhone, which is what I do anyway.

@ScientificMapp: Gossamer is a thing? I thought it was an adjective.

And it's becoming impossible to believe that the problem is anything but an institutional one.

After this week, I'm not sure I will ever feel threatened by a five inch anything ever again.

@President Camacho: Off topic question: Did you hear the Muser's segment about Deadspin today?

It seems someone who may or may not be AJ Daulerio has taken to chat roulette to procure more dong shots.

@Phintastic: This is actually true.

I once got beat up by a Mexican kid at a Charlotte Knights game. In front of girls. Who I never saw again.

holy shit, that was the worst 20 seconds of time management I've ever seen.

I clicked on that x twice before I realized that Wrangler hadn't decided to embrace this unique advertising opportunity.

@vodkanaut: I'm listening.

@Natzzzzzz: He's already got it covered, Nats. [deadspin.com]

@vodkanaut: Deadspin. For your more do(n)g centered romances.

@Phintastic: I know, I know but I must have missed it. Not surprising though, spent most of last year in a haze.

@Armen Tamzarian: So you're saying you've got Travis Henry?

@Armen Tamzarian: Extremely relevant Samuel L. Jackson movie title: [www.imdb.com]

I'm not gonna say this ruined my day, but why didn't anybody ever tell me Morgan Freeman and his step-grandaughter were all kinds of nasty (probably because everyone else knew already)? I must now adjust my view of his work accordingly. He's dropped from Awesome to Samuel L. Jackson all in one minute...

@OchentaYcinco:+1

@Hatey McLife: Fuck. I immediately realized that it was the only joke, but, upon typing it, I thought, maybe this is it, maybe we've reached critical mass, maybe, just maybe, if I make a Deep Throat joke, we'll have reached the End of the Internet Dick Jokes. But it didn't happen. For 13 seconds in October, 2010, I…