blah blah blah blah blah Deepthroat.

@Lionel Osbourne: They do that every Thursday.

It seems in addition to Casio watches, AJ's been heavily involved with red eyes over the past few weeks.

@FavreWIN: He's gotta go down as a winner. He's a first ballot Hall of Famer for sure. Plus, This your name switch is almost as awesome as when the Black Ranger became the Green Ranger.

@crazymatt1: this is a good question

@Kofi Appiah Biney: credit where its due.

Thanks, Google.

Today I made my first real adult decision. I decided to stay a kid a little longer.

Swing and a miss.

I can see where this is heading.

@UweBollocks: Dear BI this is my dream come true...

This wait is worse than Catholic Christmas on a Sunday.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: I decided I would spend no more than three minutes between concept and execution. I have a feeling it will be a long day, filled with opportunities such as this.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Too Much! Too Much! I can't tell where the bear-skin rug ends and where the carpet begins!

Delonte West and Gloria James have recently been using Michael Jackson's lab techs, I see.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Stupid monkeys!

@President Camacho: We could have a two person Dallas Deadspin party at Barley House. I went to TCU, I've been surrounded by beautiful women my whole life. Danny will be there.

Price just got an ovation. Maybe the Rays fans need a primer on when to clap for your pitcher.