I expect this British guy's diary at night looks something like this:

@Bizdady: THERE IS NO FAILURE ON DEADSPIN

@cccmells: Well, it just depends on how you view animals in your culture. There is no universally accepted rule for how animals should be treated in any situation (they don't have definable rights that can be agreed upon), so it seems hard to judge the 'rightness' or 'wrongness' of how another culture treats their…

@twoeightnine: I figure with all the back pain we've gotta be working with a constant TPM (Thrust Per Minute) of .5. With the lubricated friction coefficient working out to something like .4, we can assume that over the course of five thrusts, he'll have reached his mountaintop.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: the gay (male) bar scene is awesome for hag girls. Its a lot like a regular bar for straight guys (ugly people don't come up to you, accost you, demand you accept their drink).

@ridaleadleco: Last year or something there was a poll that said less than 50% of Americans dislike bull fighting.

Drew Magary. Eh. I met the subject outside of a hamburger place and he drunkenly approached me. As he tried to tell me that I needed a cab to walk me home, I tripped and fell, twisting my ankle. Realizing that I could not walk any further to find a more suitable fuckbuddy, I let him shoulder me back to his dorm room,…

"My buddy hones in on a couple of lasses bellied up to the bar, so we saunter over and things go from there. And thats how Uncas lost his life."

@Gourmet Spud: This is all the correction I have time for right now. Perhaps more later.

@Gourmet Spud: I realized too late that you probably wanted 'the Fuck It List", but I don't do porn parodies. Good day, sir.

@Gourmet Spud:

Momma Hamm certainly coulda tried to be a more loving mother.

The hardest table to get in College Station is at the IHOP the Sunday morning after a big game. I've waited over an hour for a table there before.

@cccmells: you realize those all involve humans, right?

@Disco Choo: English Teacher High Five!

@UweBollocks: Is that a picture of you electrocuting a man to death with your mind? Hilarious!

@David Hume: I love foie gras, and there I can see the goal: delicious food for me to eat. But the way this meat is produced causes unnecessary pain to the animal while its alive. However, I'm never ostracized for loving the shit out of that sweet, sweet foie gras. How does that fit in here?

"That's a very poor attempt at moral equivalence where none exists, unless you're toward the extreme end of the animal rights spectrum. Hunting, eating meat, and even killing animals for fur are purpose-driven; dogfighting is for sport and money."

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony:

So, if you leave the 'principios' in the car with the window cracked, I assume you're down?