@Tulos_Mullet: Yes, but think of all the sweet 'lacrostitutes' you get. That should make your cold, pasty nights more bearable.

I hope she sues me for a bad photoshop.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: off to

Tigress Woods seems to be plowing through the white dudes with big dongs in the South.

I guess I should've checked Deadspin before I went on Wheat! Wheat! Don't tell me!

w/r/t the terrorism thing, I've been thinking about that shit all day. I was at the PCL in Austin yesterday on the same floor and at the exact same time where the gunman came in this morning, and I've now gotten the chance to think about what it would actually like to be in that situation, since I missed it by a day.…

Next Friday, you get ESL students comments on a Deadspin article. What article should that be?

@shmendo: $50? +1

Can the titties post please please please please please be cross posted to Jezebel? Please?

@GaybrahamLincoln: You can try to swim there, but its hard.

"Let me go get my dick"

The face of a man torn by existential crisis. Suicide sucks.

Jesus Christ, I didn't realize adding a reference list on Wikipedia is so fucking hard.

This is the best joke that uses the "most x since y" format since norbizness recently outlaw jokes that use the "most x since y" format.

@FavreFAIL: "Eckstein's Crafty Seven", meanwhile, is quite a tasty microbrew.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: We get wives? What am I supposed to do with all these Lapith women then?

I have exactly one bible verse that I expressly memorized:

Mike Leake is Harry Flashman, Joe Morgan is Tom Brown, and these are your new School Days, a "semi-autobiographical" account of one sportswriter's experience growing up Red.

The Staturian Candidate