@See you suckers later: borderless
@Dandy Koufax: +1
For many of the young and unmarried in the NFL, interactions with the opposite sex tend to occur .... partially clothed ..... while partially sober at bars. Naked [and] drunk.
3:31 seconds is when it starts getting really good.
Is it just me, or did Sasha Grey gain a little weight before she started telling me I need to have the right tools to be king of the bedroom?
His prognosis is good, though for now he's tossed the keys to the team's offensive coordinator
Somewhere, Tim Tebow is still searching desperately for his now-sentient foreskin Frankenstein.
Will hustle like that, I'd say he just made the Bobcats' roster as their starting point guard.
So let me get this straight: Carl Landry means the NBA is the new Tooth Fairy?
The Indianapolis Star Sound Off section was unusually strident this morning:
@The HZA.: Get your Jezebel out of my Deadspin!
@Armen Tamzarian: So... do they share a penis? Because that might break the Website that Dong Built.
@Steve U: [redacted]
@vodkanaut: Todd Haley has a pact with the devil to produce the most unwatchable offense in the NFL this side of the Oakland Raiders.
Jay Cutler: Competent Quarterback.