@vodkanaut: This Hester challenge... seriously? Do the Cowboy's not have a booth to look at this stuff before Wade loses a time out?

@VTBen: I'm not saying that the channel is on the internet. That's what I'm not saying.

Chad Henne looks competent. Which is surprising, since I switched his lemon Gatorade with margarita this morning.

"They ought to keep Michael Vick from being a difference maker."

That guy must know what Trent Green feels like.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Do you become a 20-something when you graduate? I feel too young to be lamenting my lost youth.

@Lionel Osbourne: Five days on either side of Hitler. High five!

@Lionel Osbourne: 21 in April here too. Any famous events happen on your birthday? I've got Abe Lincoln in the Ford Theater, and the Titanic. Its like a game of clue.

@Phintastic: That'll be part of the "advanced concepts" class.

@UweBollocks:

@UweBollocks: Should I explain Phintastic's situation, or just leave that for them to interpret?

So I've started teaching ESL classes nights, and tonight I brought up Ines Sainz. The reaction makes me think she might be Mexico's Divisive Hot Sports Woman: the guys laughed, but the ladies just shot daggers.

@Phintastic: No, no, no. This is frightening. They must be grading quarterbacks on the reverse-Wonderlic, or something.

@IronMikeGallego: Yeah... the hubris it takes to think you could drive a car!

I don't care if Irvin gets charged with raping a baby with a pitchfork while snorting powdered uranium off a dead hooker.

I've always known that Matt Lauer would be "that guy" during fashion week. All black? More like all blasé.

I don't want to go into a men's locker room, let's put it that way. And not for the Clinton Portis-type reasons

If rationality and feminism and mediocre Spanish skills didn't stop me, I would write to Ines Sainz...

@Phintastic: ahh, the Gregory Peck Mauling Technique.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Like most things on Deadspin, this could be settled with a dong shot.