@UweBollocks: Is it on Wednesday so that you all can get together and talk about "The Good Wife", I'm assuming.

So I've got a RL question: Can any of you actually reference Deadspin to anyone you know? Or Gawker for that matter? Getting starred was a strange thing, you know, 'cause I went downstairs, looked at my roommate, and said, "Lets go to a bar. I'm celebrating." He asked why, so I said it was because I had..... and then…

@FarmRaised: There is a killer tornado on the loose in Dallas, I tell you! Miles Austin was observed wandering behind it, picking up shiny, broken debris...

@AzureTexan: I recently got an apprenticeship to be a librarian from a vaguely spicy looking guy with an Espanish name. The application consisted of one humiliating request, but it was worth it. I start tomorrow.

Isn't that a fat Kerri Kenney-Silver? I knew it had to be the State!

Meanwhile, on Jezebel.

In space, no one can hear you smeg.

The Magicians Nephew springs to mind as a good example of many of the things on this list.

@jonconnington: By sucking?

@tastes_like_burning: I did some extensive research

@enteecee: But what a justification!

@datafox: I know, I missed it.

@Annalee Newitz: oh I realize. I'm not criticizing, just observing.

No... no Arthur C. Clarke? Or Ray Bradbury? Or Philip K. Dick? Or Joe Handelman? Or Roger Zelazny? You see, I could go on. But its like I tell my uncle who teaches an Intro to Comics class: "You left off Guy Gardner completely! Your course is useless!"

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): a young old Richard Gere.

@Ron Dayne's Strict Diet: Petr to be safe than sorry.

@Dee Dee King: When the dong-master leaves, no one gets to unsee.

I was saving this for a special occasion. Now is that occasion. Goodnight, sweet prince.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: The only difference is he changed the Gap to a Banana Republic to look more classy.

Next thing you know you'll be telling me that the free vomitorium was a paid vomitorium. Have these Romans no idea of basic human rights?