Ribery et Amis have their way with U-17 team in "friendly".

The All Blacks deliver a vicious beating to a bunch of Koreans.

@Phintastic: The raging-est.

Up all night, eh? Lets test the veracity of this statement.

@UweBollocks: Tomorrow, I will have a wonderfully time enjoying a Molson for you, digging into a fresh puppy-brisket sandwich. Remember, you can still dress like a lazy 27 year old till you hit 35, which is nice.

Things started to go downhill when Mariotti overheard his girlfriend say that she "[was] done smoking fags."

@Smokey Tornado: I would, but a friend of mine just called and asked me if I have any "small bottles filled with strong alcohol;" this is my cue to leave for Lee Harvey's.

@Smokey Tornado: Aquavit, baby. The tastiest.

This sounds suspiciously like the chance to win a katana from Methos. Whatever happened to that, anyway?

I created my own language when I was a kid. It only had one word:

Clemens had to learn to be adaptable in other ways, for over a period of seven years, starting at the age of 13—

Like a modern day Endymion, Whitlock's wish for eternal peaceful slumber is granted by a merciful Zeus.

@Phintastic: Its just been running through my head for so long.

Its too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

Wooden and unwilling, I twitched a circle with my ass.

@ScientificMapp: -1 for reading the sermon with inflection.

Matt: I'm just saying, if this is the best of all possible worlds, then why do all these freak things keep happening to me? Its like I always find myself stuck on Molinism.

@Balveda: Is that the plot of the movie then? I don't think it is...

@Spad: seems like they could have called it Un.Dying then, ammiright?