"…a sullen teen whose life, while drab, doesn’t really explain his shyness or depression."

Seth Meyers has been one of the sole bright spots during this administration.

Good.

It's The Picture of Dorian Gray, not Portrait. I know copy editing's been a little lax lately, but come ON, it's not exactly an obscure novel.

I really like Patrick Ness' other works, but I was pretty let down by this series. I think I gave up halfway through the third.

I think it's that they only find out that the women were murdered rather than died due to a contagion when they reach 'manhood' (thirteen, if I remember correctly). "Happy thirteenth birthday! We murdered your mother."

I am genuinely shocked Dan said that polyamory might not be right for LW1. I mean, it's clear that it absolutely isn't (his ice cream metaphor is pretty on point there), but the fact that he SAID it surprises me.

Good for you! Not everyone is willing or able to do that, and when I got out of college it was impossible for me to get ONE job let alone two in a brutal job environment. I preferred to live at home to get out of debt. We all have different priorities.

I mean, I'm a millenial living at home. Of course, that's because a 'living' wage isn't enough for me to both pay rent AND eat, not out of laziness.

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A SJW.

135 minutes isn't a particularly uncommon movie length nowadays. It's also two hours and 15 minutes, so I wouldn't describe it as 'nearly three hours'.

"I’m worried she’s being pressured to do things someone her age wouldn’t be interested in."

Criticizing sexual harassment and rape is as bad as raping someone.

In hockey players too, but definitely not at the rate of football.

You otter stop while you're ahead.

My mother's boyfriend has Top Secret clearance, and he can't get over the Kushner aspect of this story, because lying on your security checks is an indictable offence. (Canadian for felony). And yet they haven't even revoked his security clearance!

I currently live in Ottawa, which I loathe.

Not to knock pot and sex, especially re: female orgasm (firsthand experience: thumbs up) but Dan is getting lazier and lazier. "Can't have an orgasm? POT BROWNIE." "Can't relax during sex? POT FUDGE." And if someone's not comfortable having sex high, then zero useful advice. (as per usual when Dan is forced to talk…

"…or being at-sworn." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, HUGHES?

My favourite of all time, courtesy of my cousin (the question not verbatim, but the best I can recall):