You win and I saw someone die on a plane once.

“I HATE THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!!” -- Them

1. Dwayne Wade has a trans daughter, not a “gay son”

Oh, does he have a gay son too? This article is about his trans daughter.

This article is not long enough.

What I want to know is how you read the endnotes of Infinite Jest if you cut it in half.

This is mean and you should feel bad about your shit “joke”

Well, if we’re being perfectly honest, Cosby didn’t have to rape women either. He chose to rape women.

Neither did Cosby or Weinstein. Guys who did/do that type of shit did so for power and a sense of control after a perceived slight. They didn’t do that to “get laid.”

First of all, those are apes.

People forced to take a low wage job are shitty people? Who suck the life out of you?

FUCK YOU, BETSY! EVERYTHING THAT UPSETS YOU MAKES ME HAPPY!

Hmmm. Reminds me of Octavia Butler’s Kindred (modern black woman ends up forcibly, repeatedly time-traveling to protect a white boy in the antebellum South).

Maybe he could get a job at a Nike or H&M factory. Work his way up to making iPhones at Foxconn - if he survives.

Wow, that is some twisted mind fuck right there. You’ve done a great job completely buying the lies that anyone can have the ‘Murican dream, while ignoring how everything works to keep the poor that way (but able to buy stuff with credit they can leverage into buying other made up BS in the stock market).

Is "retarded" really the word you want to use when talking about someone else's insensitivity?  Or ever?  

girl, her dress is latex. her gloves are latex. the stripper platforms are very much intentional. trust.

This is a bad take.

If only the people of Hitachi had some sort of magic wand to fend off these sea demons.