...and weight loss tea. The MS13 yearly budget for toilet paper is through the roof. 

Or like Dolly said, “Find out who you are, and do it on purpose”.

I remember thinking she was awesomely badass in Natty Gann, too.

There is nothing new under the sun.

All of these comments are right and good and also: even if a kid legit *doesn*t* know who they are at that age, going to pride is still fun and cool and a nice thing to do as a family! We do it every year and I’m almost positive all my offspring are hetero.

I speak German and am majestically lazy, but I smoke. That’s me out. 

Messed up like how? Those are all Native American place names, right?

STRAWBERRY NESQUICK

I had a couple of Brits visit me in the states back in the early 90's and they fell in love with Car Talk so hard that I ended up sending them cassette tapes of the show copied off of the radio for years after. Neither one of them drove. 

They are Habsburgian

I adore Fiona Apple, respect her immensely as an artist, and am thrilled to be witness to the arc of her gracefully ageing into the kooky old lady she has always been.

I’m sure half a billion young women are simultaneously going to go “DaDOIIII” when they read this, but how adorable is Harry Stiles? Also I didn’t know what his voice sounded like and it was sincere and sweet and great and I’m glad I clicked the link, thanks!

And nursing mothers who make waves about compliance laws are often let go, ostensibly for other reasons, but everyone knows what’s up. 

I mean, do you brown them before you toss them in the sauce? Do you freeze them raw? 

Do you freeze the meatballs pre- or post-cooking them? 

Mostly if you are regionally disallowed from seeing something that means you don’t get any free month type perks, either, in my experience.

“In addition, it was requested that Rose take Stevie Nicks’ name out of her mouth in perpetuity.”

She’s UH MAZE ING in both Slums of Beverly Hills and Orange is the New Black, treat yo self 

I’m an American who has been living in Europe for the last two decades and I really really really hope that the internet and instant information access and comments like yours are going to make Americans who are pumping milk for their babies in public toilets because of capitalism/greed/the system is broken/fill in…