There is nothing new under the sun.

All of these comments are right and good and also: even if a kid legit *doesn*t* know who they are at that age, going to pride is still fun and cool and a nice thing to do as a family! We do it every year and I’m almost positive all my offspring are hetero.

I speak German and am majestically lazy, but I smoke. That’s me out. 

Messed up like how? Those are all Native American place names, right?

STRAWBERRY NESQUICK

I had a couple of Brits visit me in the states back in the early 90's and they fell in love with Car Talk so hard that I ended up sending them cassette tapes of the show copied off of the radio for years after. Neither one of them drove. 

They are Habsburgian

I adore Fiona Apple, respect her immensely as an artist, and am thrilled to be witness to the arc of her gracefully ageing into the kooky old lady she has always been.

I’m sure half a billion young women are simultaneously going to go “DaDOIIII” when they read this, but how adorable is Harry Stiles? Also I didn’t know what his voice sounded like and it was sincere and sweet and great and I’m glad I clicked the link, thanks!

And nursing mothers who make waves about compliance laws are often let go, ostensibly for other reasons, but everyone knows what’s up. 

I mean, do you brown them before you toss them in the sauce? Do you freeze them raw? 

Do you freeze the meatballs pre- or post-cooking them? 

Mostly if you are regionally disallowed from seeing something that means you don’t get any free month type perks, either, in my experience.

“In addition, it was requested that Rose take Stevie Nicks’ name out of her mouth in perpetuity.”

She’s UH MAZE ING in both Slums of Beverly Hills and Orange is the New Black, treat yo self 

I’m an American who has been living in Europe for the last two decades and I really really really hope that the internet and instant information access and comments like yours are going to make Americans who are pumping milk for their babies in public toilets because of capitalism/greed/the system is broken/fill in…

Yes! That feverish, engorged, painful feeling is the beginning of mastitis, BTW (for those reading who want to know how boobs work), and if you get it that’s a trip to the hospital. If you live in a country that has a good fair medical system, I guess you’ll work it out without going broke and losing your job, but I’m…

Also, being stressed about “did I just hear a customer” “is someone going to walk in on me” “did Elwood microwave fish again for lunch in the back room than I am currently trying to pump in” would be enough to stop my nervous nellie boobs from letting down at all. Which, if it happens enough, tells your body to stop…

Same. My talented BF’s cover playlist is about 48% Ryan Adams. I told him he doesn’t have to stop playing them, he just needs to preface the songs with a disclaimer, which I will now suggest “This next song is by a rancid pedo douchebag abusing asshole”, so thank you.

When Arkin says “I’m a fountain”, and then a few moments later, “drink from me”, his mastery of gesture and sense of timing made me laugh harder than I have at anything ever on shows I love more.