I’ll need a manager at register #3, please.

2016 needs to seriously fuck off. 2017 looks no better. Fuck.

Proud to deliver your 100th star. Bravo!

You walked the line of pure joy and fear of owning a Bavarian v10 from beginning to end. Fantastic read Ayan.

Nomenclature

I try. SO HARD to hate you. But, you keep pulling me back in.

I could see that play out. “I wanted to write ‘ATTACKER’ on him so his next victim would see him coming, your Honor.”

Sure, you are right too! But it’s primary function is to be a weapon, with a little pen shoved inside it.

Lol, Dip shit.

You sound SO knowledgeable. Do you approach everything with such blanking bravado? Rhetorical question. Please don’t answer it.

But that “tactical pen” is mainly based on the Kubotan Stick. That is fairly specific to rapid access. Matter of fact, it’s a primary close contact defensive weapon that’s taught to be used when attacked unsuspectingly.

What good is a tactical pen in a case? ‘Excuse me, let me dig out my little weapon before you try to rape my cornhole.’

Agree. I wanted to be a bit critical of the gag and celeb bit, but my daughters watched this with me and were DYING. THAT is when I thought I’ve never loved Jezza, May and Hammond more.

In that case, women of Chinese foot binding are Gods! /s

Be well. I’m sure this was isolated. But watch your 6 none the less.

Dear lord I would LOVE to have one. But my kids will fuck with this shit till I throw the got-dam thing out the window.

Dear lord I would LOVE to have one. But my kids will fuck with this shit till I throw the got-dam thing out the…

Thanks! The more you know!

Imagine a hydrogen powered car fire.

... that cheese burgers are better at In-n-Out.

DAG GUMMIT!!!