"Who wants to die fast!? Well step right on in!"

Frostee Rucker, hahaaa... wait

Not weird at all Barry. Very smart actually.

For all the grief on the faces of these poor bastards, THIS dude had no fucks given. Place nacho in all its draped glory into mouth, chew with the satisfaction of a cigarette after sex.

"The Ravens released Rice in September, so his reinstatement might be for show more than anything else. It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

You're such a wanna be troll! Haha!

It seems to be a version of these...

Does this video not incriminate Afroduck himself?

Heavens forbid that he piss off his overlords.

I lol'd HARD!

Yas. What de fuk.

Yas. What de fuk.

This all still sounds like a lot about something that still means absolutely nothing.

He deserves a landfill, but I'll take anything =)

BOOM!

All i can think of is Rush Limbaugh. Can we please do this to Rush Limbaugh... and Congress. Can we please do this to Congress... I'm sure there's more.

For some reason, I feel like that can't be drifting if it slides sideways to a near stop and almost restarts from a lazy roll. It's just turning the car sideways to burn rubber. It just doesn't seem right. But, what do I know.

So, with a 2 game suspension, is that it for him, or can the NFL upgrade the penalty? If the NFL would (highly doubt it), i'm sure Rice will win the appeal due to an idea of double jeopardy, right?

Sick, dude.

Jackie Robinson was a distraction too.

Hey Dave, I hate to break it to you... But August is almost over. Like, really over. Like, as in: we're in a long weekend to polish this month off. Like, it's about to wake up next to you naked with a sore ass not knowing how it got there till it realizes that you slipped it MDM and awkwardly leave feeling violated…