those bangs...

SAME! well, not the getting married in two weeks part, but yes on the perfect match. we’re planning on moving in together in a couple of months.

i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this movie!!! this is the best.

“Sometimes I imagine that every time shade is misused, a drag queen forgets how to contour.”

shush now and go take your nap.

they still have power over women.

i once worked with a woman whose last name WAS Hymen. we used to joke that if we were her, we'd get married so we could get rid of it. HEY-O!

the lord’s work. thank you.

what the fuck are "upscale retail friends"??

i have one and while i like the results, i'm not sure i'd buy another one. i can almost get the same result with a $2 pack of those triangle makeup sponges from Target.

yeah, even i don’t give blowjobs like that and i can be a pretty fancy lady sometimes.

“you people”

“Martha Stewart has served time, so I’m not sure what kind of example she’s serving as here.”

where there’s a will, there’s a way

i kind of hate you for this, too. please, for the love of all that is decent and good in this world, get a reusable bottle. or two, and keep one in your car. my daughter is constantly leaving half empty/full water bottles around the house and it makes me absolutely insane. we recycle, but it drives me nuts to keep…

sex with my boyfriend is beyond delightful and there's always amazon prime. and hulu. and having sex with my boyfriend instead of watching tv.

wait, what?

i've been on the fence about this product but have now heard SO many good reviews for people with oily skin! thank you :)

while i appreciate a good meme, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY WIN OVER GCHAT AND TWITTER FIGHTS?! bunch of savages around here...