Oh damn those are tiny, nice catch.

Oh damn those are tiny, nice catch.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

“Relatively well” is still better than humans.

Sounds like that’s why you’re not working on the software for self-driving cars.

I trust jumbled mess code more than 90% of human drivers on the road right now.

Yeah, do these naysayers really think a self-driving car is going to be programmed to go “well, I’m completely blind, but I guess I’ll just drive anyway and see what happens!”

Doom 3: after sneaking through this hellish facility for hours and only surviving by the skin of my teeth, I entered a room, turned to look at the wall and freaked out at my own reflection in a mirror and shot all of the ammo in my clip at it.

Sounds more like you’re saying neverspeakawordagain isn’t correct, and that it’s the suburbs that are terrible - which is actually far closer to the truth. I work elbows deep in the data that’s helping get Detroit to a better position, and I can say empirically that it’s far better than that guy thinks. Hell, it’s far…

You’re not wrong about that, but it’s not that Detroit is a terrible city—it’s that the people in the Detroit suburbs are terrible, especially when it comes to greater integration with the city. Because they’re racists. I mean, not all of them, obviously, but enough that it’s a huge issue.

Detroit, as a city, is so…

BLIZZARD: Hey, while the cake is baking, we got the guy next door to make you some surprise cookies!

Yeah, this is making me ashamed to be a gamer. It is just flat out embarrassing.

I feel a little weird endorsing a water that was rolled out by PepsiCo, but Bubly has some nice clean flavors, and they’re brighter and more carbonated than LaCroix:

I feel a little weird endorsing a water that was rolled out by PepsiCo, but Bubly has some nice clean flavors, and…

To be fair, Moving 2018 is vastly improved from Moving 1848. You can still find a backwards compatible version of it, I think it’s called “Oregon Trail.”

I honestly clicked this wondering why the hell they did the “I could have got more out” speech from Schindler’s List in Fortnite...

I think you mean:

Elon Musk has earned the right to get a mulligan on this. Besides, if that guy hadn’t been such a dick to him, none of this would have happened. How the fuck would you feel if you spent a lot of money to help save some kids and then got told to shove your help up your ass?

But why stop there?! Now, this is unresearched, but I’m pretty sure exactly 0 people died from car-related causes before there were cars.

-into a volcano

I’m cool with paying Marlon Wayans not to work.