Wow, sounds like you’re not much of an Aniston fan, huh?

She’s one of the less nauseating starlets, and seems genuinely in earnest about her career and life. I don’t find her very intriguing, and I can see why her overall repertoire—however profitable—has been pretty beige. But I really don’t get the ire she seems to…

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

Where is Stamos finding all those virgins whose blood to bathe in? Whatever, it’s sure as hell working.

I’m kind of confused by the reactions here, on both sides.

I’m getting ready to fire it up right now. I just got back from a grueling therapy session so I’m gonna drink a mimosa, take a Klonopin and enjoy the fuck out of this mindless corn fest.

Well, John got somehow strangely even handsomer.

I do love how John Stamos and Lori whoever her name is haven’t aged at all.

I know how awful that they have a successful fashion line and a straight-to-video empire and don’t need the paycheck badly enough to return to an acting job from 20 years ago. :\

Cheryl Tiegs doesn’t seem to understand the very basic and simple fact that not all metabolisms run at the same speed.

Cheryl Tiegs- Suck a bag of dicks.

It’s almost like there is something else that defines what our body looks like and how it reacts to caloric input and exercise. Perhaps the same thing that defines the color of our hair, our eyes, our height. Crazy talk I know.

Cheryl’s ignorance reminds me of how many people in Texas, where I unfortunately have lived all my life, can’t understand how I have suffered from ED all my life and still have to fight falling back into that trap when I feel stressed or like my life is out of control. Why they can’t understand this?

I’m going to make my millions as a celebrity coach. The only thing I will teach, ad nauseam, is:

:shrug: I was unhealthy when I was fat. And I didn’t get fat because I had a good relationship with food. I’m healthier now that I’m less fat. I’m still working on the not smothering feelings with food. These are my truths.

Where was Cheryl Teigs during the 90's when waifs and anorexia were the HOTTEST trend? She wasn’t overly concerned about health then, that’s for sure. And it’s not about health now, either. It’s about fat phobia and body shaming. I can’t fucking stand twits like this that give unsolicited medical advice. This…

She’s clearly perfectly healthy, I’m just saying it’s ironic that Tiegs trotted out the rule of having a 35" or slimmer waist against Graham, and Graham actually has a 30" waist. Tiegs is way out of range on her perception of bodysize. Maybe that’s just from working in the industry too long. Or, maybe she’s a jealous…

So full disclosure- I don’t fucking understand how weight works at all. I'm not a doctor like Ms. Teigs here. I know that different people have different shapes, metabolisms, and different health issues that may be effecting their weight. But in the end really, it SHOULD BE that yes, eating right and exercise will…

its possible, I don’t think Ashley is overweight. Also being overweight is not always about food.

The funny thing is that Graham is perfectly healthy according to Tiegs’ own standard (or, Dr. Oz’s), so it’s Tiegs who seems to have some dysmorphia going on. Maybe she’s projecting her own eating disorder?

I’m fat but I’ve never smoked cigarettes in my life. I think my odds are better.