Where do you change? In that tiny ass bathroom that has water everywhere? My ass can barely fit inside those bathrooms, I can't imagine having to maneuver around to change. But, props to you.

Maybe it's because I'm not as svelte as I'd like to be, but I find the prospect of changing in an airplane bathroom baffling.

Same. I can't remember how I came across Luther, but I binge-watched the entire show. I knew I should have rationed it better, but it was just so good. Really creepy, too. Never has a detective show had a horror movie effect on me. That episode with the man under the bed really freaked me out.

They could give $2M to a charity out of their household petty cash, they don't need to do this to raise it. They are masters at managing their image. We learn exactly what they want us to know about them and nothing more. Every tidbit that has been made public has been carefully planned and considered for maximum…

Meanwhile, John Voight, consigned to the outermost pew, muttered about Obama throughout the vows, and only agreed to walk Jolie down the aisle once he'd ascertained that it didn't lead to a free Palestine.

Shiloh is the sassiest of the brood, better than that Maddox. I am so over him.

You will never convince me that Shiloh didn't have a rice ball stuffed in her tux pocket for eating during the boring parts.

Maybe the judge performed a private civil ceremony in California and they decided to fly him out because they liked him? I dunno. The whole thing is baffling! I am not a "wedding" person, so I just find the wearing white, walking down the aisle, flower girl/ ring bearer, vows cliché very corny. But, I'm sure it was…

It wouldn't be Angie if it weren't pretentious.

Yeah, this didn't turn out well for Tom and Nicole. No one wants to see married sex.

" Pitt and Jolie play a married couple in the south of France who become sexually obsessed with their neighbors."

My thought exactly. I really hope she starts wearing prosthetic bellies of different shapes and sizes, just to fuck with everyone. It could be one of the greatest works of performance art of our time.

Shiloh and Vivienne threw baskets of rose petals around.

I don't even know how someone could be "stunned" at the way their longtime partner looks. But maybe that's why I'm forever alone.

She writes for a blog, she isn't the internet police. If insensitivity to things makes you this upset you might want to turn your computer off and go outside.

Now that they are married they can start speculating about how Angelina has turned to Jennifer Aniston for comfort because Brad has left her pregnant and dumped at home with the kids.

To me she will always be the little girl who acted out what was supposed to be early ketoacidosis like a hypoglycemic seizure in "The Panic Room". Keeping the world ignorant about Type 1 diabetes just as usual in Hollywood.

Every movie she's ever been in besides Ghost World where she played herself: snore. Please recast.

No. I don't understand Amanda Seyfried. Why is she famous?

50 Shades causes domestic abuse for women, Harry Potter causes Satanism. I'm pretty sure Maya Angelou leads to race riots and Suicide Bunnies leads to gun violence.

If a book made you do it, you were probably gonna do it anyway, kids.