Seriously. Melissa McCarthy voiced a similar idea in an interview she did somewhere. Essentially, women want clothes that fit them and *will* pay. (shocking, right?) I was a size 16-ish in high school and for most of college, and dammit if I didn't walk away from shopping with tears in my eyes half the time. A girl…

i wanna read the goop post on this.

Oh my gosh. I didn't know I was capable of crushing on a celebrity like this anymore.

Any man who can make me feel that attracted to a serial rapist/killer character deserves a sexy sex oscar. I was conflicted as all get out watching the Fall.

Sexy, yes. But can we just watch this clip and appreciate his wonderful accent and his adorable goofiness?

Sounds like I need to watch this "The Fall". Netflix? Hulu?

Oh man, I blew right through "The Fall" in one sitting! He is so, so good in it, and I'm bummed that we're going to have to wait a while for season 2.

Yeah, the dude is talented! Even if the rest of Fifty Shades is a pile of poo, I think he'll be interesting, at least.

I'm going to be honest, he's a whole lot more sensuous to me with his scruff, I don't know why, but when he's shaved, it does nothing for me. With a beard however, suddenly it goes from "eh, he's nice-body" to "why hello Sir... You can totally melt my Popsicle at any time..."

You know, I kinda have hope that at the very least, Dornan's performance will be good (as good as you can be in this crapfest). I'm watching The Fall right now and he's fantastic in it as a family man serial rapist. You really believe he's a good dad, caring husband and one sick, twisted fuck. The man's got some…

I know she's pretty. Like, obviously she's pretty. But there is NOTHING interesting about her face, or her look.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. She's insufferable. Honestly, give me Goopy over her any fucking day.

In the 5-6 years or so that I have been hearing about Blake Lively I have yet to learn anything about her that I would qualify as "interesting." She's just the textbook definition of basic.

"I mean, every girl takes full pictures of their [rear] in the mirror ... "

Just popping in to say thanks for this article. This subject is my fave to read about on Jez.

EVERYTHING is bedazzled! Is it supposed to distract people from my fatness or am I being punished?

"Anorexic" is a person with an eating disorder, not a body type. Fat women can be anorexic, and the vast majority of thin women are not anorexic.

I can only imagine what it's like to be able to walk into any store and find clothes that fit. Once, I went on a weekend trip and realized that I forgot to pack underwear. I went commando the whole time because, while there were clothing stores, not one of them had plus-size clothes.

YES! YES! MANY TIMES THIS!!! Sorry to yell, but the stores I go to have been removing their plus size sections and putting them on line. How is that helpful? I don't want to buy things in two different sizes and try them on and mail one back. That's a waste of my money. I want to go to a store and buy…

I would just be happy to have plus-sized stuff IN THE STORES. I live in Kansas and the plus-size ladies far outnumber the regular sizes. But if you go to Target or Macy's or even Wal-Mart, there is a single rack for plus sizes, usually hidden in maternity.