That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

Like how did no one notice the beard? It looks like Glenn Close’s pubes.

“Mind if I shoot a J?”

“Oh, so now every time a bucket is micturated into in this town, it’s my responsibility?” The Big Popovich

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

So I have a take but I’m not sure how hot it is:

I want to be Gregg Popovich when I grow up.

That’s exactly the word I’ve used to describe him. That shot of him in the NLDS fumbling his gum, quickly catching it before it hit the ground, then pointing and smiling at the camera was great stuff. Baseball needs more guys like him.

I have no witty comment. I’m just a Cubs fan who has enjoyed the heck out of watching him play this season. We never have players like this.

Get your phony, goldbrickin ass out of my Puget Sound community.

And for the week leading up people are like “You never know. Any given Sunday!” and then it’s 35-3 at half time.

It might help if like 99% of African Americans didn’t also totally hate your party’s guts... or if every time your candidate addresses African Americans, he didn’t go straight into how bad the inner cities have gotten, where you can’t even step outside without getting shot. 

Of course you would- the other two are already dead!

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

The black squirrel stole the show.

I’m not saying he’s a racist, I don’t think he is. I think he just wants everyone to shut up and play football so he doesn’t have to think about any of this.

Oh, so he was talking during the national anthem?

“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

As my Bubby would say, and I believe this is a loose translation from the old country, “this fucking dipshit”.