I will never not be amused by the supercut of Scheana just saying, “Rob” over and over.

Thank you.

Ding, ding, ding. This isn’t even my preferred candidate (I’m for Warren or Harris so far), but ripping on him in the headline, writing about him in ways that don’t matter and throwing one real thing at the end after the click bait is b.s. And even if he has flaws, he’s getting noticed and getting headlines by saying…

Right, this isn’t vetting him, it’s shitting on him. Big difference. 

I too am a monster because (while I am supporting Warren), it is a little tiny glimpse of normalcy to contemplate an actual intellectual in the running for president...someone who values learning and knowledge and believes in science and facts and is not just smart but brilliant. Compared to the demented brain-dead…

Dude, what the hell? Did Buttigieg kill your puppy? If you’re trying to pull a hit piece on this guy you’re not doing a very good job. Then again I’m part of the problem since I clicked on this awful click bait title.

This...kind of all makes me like him even more.

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?

I think for most of them, that’s “if”, not “when”. Most of them will go to their graves either thinking they are the good guys, or not caring how history views them because they got their money, or a bit of both. I doubt many will have the sort of deep regret Trump’s ghost writer Tony Schwartz did.

this is real at Barr’s empty seat at the House Committee

So Congress did order him to appear but short of sending goons to his office and forcibly hauling him to congress they can’t really force him to appear, and even then he could whine like a baby and choose not to answer questions.

Save your fainting couch for now, Lauren, there is a reasonable explanation. Every month the Sussexes are changing their list of “follows.” They are limiting them to organizations or sites that represent charities, etc. that are “close to their hearts,” for that particular month. Every month will bring focus to…

Twist: It will be revealed that Jax lied about buying the house and unbeknownst to Brittney, they have actually been squatting in an Ikea for eight months. No one gets a house in the divorce but Brittney gets a lucrative sponcon deal for Ikea’s swedish meatballs.

Too stupid to bear explaining. RHOBH is holding on to the title of weakest of the franchise for plot. They still bring the fashion and house porn.

so nice I’ll post it twice:

I think of stuff like this in terms of lattes. They are the one indulgence I allow myself in my broke-ass life. These people spent like... 77,000 lattes (I’m averaging the cost of a latte here) on an admission they didn’t follow through on. I’ve never had ONE latte I didn’t drink.

Remember the days before social media when we’d write our awful poetry in a diary and then hide it under the bed where no one would ever, ever see it? Yeah, I miss that.

Co-sign on Keanu. Even the slightest hint of a scandal involving children, women or animals and I will head to the nearest Amish community.

I haven’t posted in a good long while because I haven’t had much to share.