• Nutritionist - While he was overweight, the particular condition for which he received liposuction was due to a hormone issue; a nutritionist could potentially have helped him lose weight (which, great!) but not address this particular problem.

If they do it with you. They’ll do it to you. 

Khloe: So you’re telling me, I can’t count on a man who abandoned his pregnant fiance and only sees his son on Christmas to be a doting father to my child? That’s what you’re telling me?

Is it really possible that the President of the United States is literally the dumbest person in the world?

It's the expectation of the spoiled brat.

Creative punishment: forcibly infect him with a chronic illness that can't be cured, only maintained, hike the price of the med to maintain it, and then dictate that he can only purchase the medicine with money earned working in a midtown McDonald's

I think this was my favorite scene of all time. Lu, desperately hungover the morning after, dispensing wise advice we should all take to heart.

This is my favorite kind of post, thank you so much for sharing. I’m happy for you that you got to work with him, and for the rest of us that he really was that guy.

YES!!!!

Suckabee: What?!

I feel the same way about middle-aged fashion. I clicked on the L.L. Bean megasale link that Jezebel was tempting me with a few weeks ago and I tried to resist this total mom sweater but I could not. I actually returned it for a bigger, boxier size.  I surrender to comfort.  It is freedom.

I am 37 and childless but I have to say I agree so far. They scare us in our 20s that we won’t get as much attention from men. But I’m really enjoying less and less attention. And I’m really enjoying not worrying about my body’s perfection. I exercise because it feels good. I eat healthy because it feels good and I…

And here I am thinking...

It’s being said by people in the DOJ, White House, and Trump legal team who want to pressure Mueller to finish his investigation. Personally, I cannot imagine Mueller wrapping it up now unless he is convinced that Roger Stone has nothing to tell him, because Stone is just starting the process that Flynn, Cohen,…

Not to mention that fucking bizarre, Kermit the frog voice she put on!

And they NEVER SAW THE TESTING MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKING either. One guy invested so much money, his grandson decided to get a job there. The grandson actually had some knowledge and education in the science of it. He never saw the machine working either and saw with his own eyes, the company falsifying reports and…

Only a really rich person would voluntarily not eat for hours and then talk about how much time they have without framing it around meals. #bye

I think it’s cool to be friends with your exes.  Sometimes it doesn’t work out for non-nefarious reasons and you can still like a person even if you aren’t in love with them. 

If that shitty music had been in Arabic, I guaran-fucking-tee he’d have been locked up for it. It’s not that law enforcement doesn’t have the tools, it’s that law enforcement sees gendered violence as “boys will be boys.” 

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.