Can someone who knows more about these things than me tell me what their punishment could be? (I’m sure there’s a range, but is this a legit jail-able offense?) I’m thinking rich, white, famous person....probably just a slap on the wrist? #America

She is the BEST and Teddie is the WORST. The completely unmerited self righteousness she exhibits episode after episode just leaves me more and more dumbfounded every week. Like she’s a victim of something. Like she’s just SO honest and everyone else lies about everything.

I am going to bask in her takedown, whatever…

But don’t they realize that a free pork chop recipe is a slippery slope?! What’s next?! Grandma’s secret chocolate chip cookie recipe printed for all to see? FREE HEALTHCARE?!

I repped him for 3 years in Hollywood and let me tell you, one of the most genuine, kind, humble guys I have had the pleasure of working with. I was SO HAPPY when I met him the first time and he lived up to (and exceeded) all the expectations of my inner 13 year old fangirl. I can’t say enough kind words about him…

LOL, yes I understand it’s not personally Mueller saying that.

Not my lie, but my ex-boyfriend married someone else 2 years into our relationship. That’s the biggest effing lie I’ve ever been told. We were together for 3 years total.

I am a classic avoidant, was 23, and had just moved to LA. He was your classic older man sees young idiot and takes advantage. (Though I was a…

I hate to agree with the mangled apricot hellbeast on anything, but Mueller is starting to test my patience. We can’t just keep yelling about the report coming out “any day now” and then, once again, putting it off. It was supposed to come out next week but now they’ve pushed that date. I hate to say it but even I’m…

I worked at a wannabe tech company in LA that was obsessed with all this bio hacking bullshit. Bunch of millennial bros who would hang on every word any of these supposed gurus said. When I would ask how this was any different than a diet they would smugly mainsplain that while I might be doing it for weight loss,…

Can someone please do some kind of expose on the bullshit that is Teddie Mellencamp’s business?

Teddie: I now have over 500 clients, 30 coaches and....

Me yelling at the TV: ....AND ZERO QUALIFICATIONS TO TELL PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT.

Rationale: “but he was just your average white guy.”

Show of hands ladies, how many of you are forwarding your friends dick pics you receive? *I* don’t even want the ones I get (or got when I was dating, before Mr. SeeingRed) and I certainly didn’t subject my friends to such punishment.

Thank you for giving no love to Joy Villa and her disgusting show of ignorance. It’s all over the papers in Norway (where I live, American citizen) and I have taken to face palming by just walking into a wall repeatedly.

How slimy of a person do you have to be to be the guy writing this legal defense for Allen? I could not in good faith represent him, but maybe if I had been practicing law for a long time my soul would’ve already been bought so the cash grab would far outweigh my own moral dilemmas. Not a lawyer nor am I rich, so I…

Or, you know, that whole birther campaign against Obama he staged. GOD, THIS MAN.

I just went to this site and it’s a big banner with Five Dollar Dog Wedding but nothing is clickable. What am I doing wrong?!?!

Yes, this. As an American living in Norway, the security I feel from knowing that if I lose my job I will still have insurance is a HUGE relief. HOWEVER, I also love the option I have to PAY for “cushier” insurance should I decide I need it. My (Norwegian) fiancé needed to have his tonsils removed. There was an 8…

well SAID. I was a spin and pilates teach and never had any interest in any of those things because it’s basically Perez Hilton on bikes. Bitchy, sceney, and overpriced.

Same in Norway. Soulcycle failed here, and I cackled with happiness. Their is no studio culture here and if you told a Norwegian that Americans are paying $36 to RUN ON A TREADMILL they would laugh so loudly you’d hear them over the Ariana Grande in your Bose noise canceling headphones.

If Schultz actually gets enough support to run as an independent the joke will be on us ONCE AGAIN because that will pretty much guarantee that Trump wins again.

HOW can we shut this shit down and fast?

Her “god” has got to be the devil in disguise if he PLANNED for this tangerine fuckwit to run our country. And i hope he’s polishing her seat next to him in hell.