*adds all these to my list of “reasons i will never have a baby”*

How do I get to feel like you, and like you all, dear commenters?

Not too personal at all. I’m in marketing. I was brought over here by a Norwegian marketing company that has since shut down. I am working with another Norwegian marketing company now but clients clearly trust my norwegian associates more than they do me, and I am definitely hindered by the language barrier. (Which…

Sorry, further elaborating: had I known all this about Norway prior to moving here, I wouldn’t have. It has hurt my career (Norwegians are impressed by my American-ness while at the same time dismissing me because “that’s not how we do it in Norway” and were it not for my boyfriend i would’ve headed back to the US…

I moved to Norway a year ago and the fear in the Nordics of immigrants is real. Norwegians don’t want foreigners to integrate; they, like the Danes, want them to assimilate.

It’s like you’re reading my mind. A year ago I moved to Norway from the US. I am so sad, and angry, and homesick and self absorbed and I feel like an asshole about it but at the same time I don’t care. I feel like that’s my constant message to myself. I don’t care. And I want so badly to care, but caring is…

So the first time I went to CPH it was my first time traveling alone. I went to the food hall and got a little tipsy and thought to my self, “Self, do something completely out of character this trip. Go to Christiania and buy some weed!”

Off I went. I wandered around Christiania not really sure how to buy weed and when…

I LOVE this stuff. Esp with fake bacon bits like i used to load up on as a child at Golden Corral because my mom would not allow fake bacon bits in the house.

I moved to Oslo for the same reason (favorite city, fuck the weather) and then they had the worst winter in 17 years. I cried. A lot. But now Norwegian summer is here and it’s delightful. I’m going to CPH on Sunday and I can’t WAIT!

Copenhagen! I’ve only traveled alone once and while it’s not my jam I felt totally safe here. Scandinavia is VERY safe and the dynamic between men and women is a lot better so that is much less scary for solo female travelers. Everyone speaks English, theere’s A LOT to see in CPH, great public transport, easily…

Everyone does, honey.

These comments and commenters are why I love this website.

Can someone, anyone, show me a photo of the back of this dress? Is it a halter? Is it a sexy low back? Is it basically a turtleneck without sleeves? My feelings about this dress have remained unresolved since the damn wedding and I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Right? Let me broadcast your airbnb review and watch my bookings fly through the roof, millennial influencer. Hard pass.

No joke I have an apartment on Airbnb in Norway and get hit up by influencers for free weekends. And I’m nobody and offer no amenities. I do have a very nice sea view though.

What has HAPPENED to this girl? She was so cute and innocent and I realize she’s rebelling against that now but am I the only one who thinks she’s on the fast track to a meltdown a la Britney Spears 2007? (Granted, she’s no where NEAR as famous as Brit Brit but the behaviors are equally worrying.)

Did anyone see Trevor Noah’s piece on The Daily Show about how America was getting it’s first African president? This just keeps getting more and more relevant by the day and it is MADDENING.

My Norwegian boyfriend describes it as “the Super Bowl for all of Europe but gayer.” And that is why we, and all Euros, love it!

I watched my first Eurovision this year in Norway and this article made myself and my Norwegian bf LOL. He and the other norwegian in attendance at our viewing party both are disgusted that Israel won and were ashamed to be European at that outcome though. ;)

Also HOW was there no mention of the Czech Republic’s…

Let’s all remember that Whitney (Patricia’s man child of a son) is one of the exec producers on Southern Charm and Thomas Ravenel’s buddy. 3 guesses as to how this “investigation” by the production company will pan out.