Sorry, bullshit. I was an agent in Hollywood for 10 years and repped Eva Marcille and my agency was the first to sign Analeigh Tipton. Both of those girls only got meetings with us because of the ANTM credit. Analeigh didn’t even win and my boss tracked her down, brought her in, and signed her because our dept was…

Amen. Women are so much more organized and self sufficient. My dad died 8 years ago and I hate to say it, but it was much easier that he died than my mom (obviously maybe not for her) because she grieved, then she got her shit together and kept it moving and created a nice (single lady) life for herself. I don’t think…

oh my god, YES. I have had this talk with my boyfriend a few times and he has adjusted his behavior and it feels SO much better. Instead of feeling like I’m being pawed at out of nowhere he has paid much more attention to making me feel loved first and THEN initiating sex and I am waaaay more into it. For so many…

SO MUCH.

Just another form of “I have kids, I don’t have to take any responsibility for any of my actions.”

Sorry, I absolutely will continue to blame the family as much as the flight attendant. There is nothing on god’s green earth that would convince me to PUT MY DOG in an overhead bin. I would ask to speak to the supervisor, no matter how much back and forth there was. If the mother was stressed out because of traveling…

My dad had lung cancer that spread to his brain. They did a CAT Scan and found 7 spots in his brain they said needed to be removed by this fancy laser knife surgery. Insurance approved it.

God she makes me want to smack the smug right off her face.

I do not wish this on anyone, but what would happen if there was a mass shooting AT one of these conferences? Do we think it would change ANYONE’S minds or are they too far gone? I wonder the same thing about the senators that were at that baseball practice over the summer in Alexandria, VA and were shot. Do you think…

Is it just me or is that Katherine Heigl post just one big sponsored post for Kayla Isnines BBG program? Sweat is her app and looks like they are trying to make the post look as organic as possible. I honestly don’t think she would just post this for free.*

Hi. American in Norway here. A land that has a lot of guns, and zero school shootings. What DO we have? Gun CONTROL. No, we don’t take everyone’s guns away. Yes, we do make you have to prove that you are a responsible, mentally stable adult who is trained in how to handle a fire arm.

To own a handgun you must take a 12…

GOD DAMMIT WHERE IS MARZIPAN!?!?! We need Marzipan on an article like this!

I was an executive at a popular social media influencer’s company (he sells stuff online) and was expected, at different times, to buy a fridge for his Human Growth Hormone shots, dispose of the needles (they were in an appropriate needle dispenser container, to be fair), book plane tickets for the various women he…

Same. Every time I’m halfway through reading one of these rage inducing posts I think “Oh but wait! Maybe this means Marizpan will make an appearance in the comments!”

American living in Norway here and even the NORWEGIANS are commenting to me how she is obviously from Scandinavia and DUH the majority of the people here are white.

I’d like to give a shout out to this administration for helping me integrate into Norway. Usually Norwegians don’t like to talk to strangers but when…

HAHAHA you two just made me LOL.

These posts are ALMOST enough to make me want to move back to America from Norway.

They also have a strange fascination with pizza. And the bread is legit the best bread I have ever had in my life. Norwegians have sandwiches for breakfast AND lunch because it’s so delicious. (or that’s the story I tell myself as I eat my very American salad for lunch)

This guy sounds like the drunk frat brothers who used to try to mansplain US government to me in the basement of Sigma Chi. (Poli Sci major here, so you can imagine how amusing that was.)

Last time I was in London someone piss drunk in the fancy area of town threw up on the street in front of me. At 2pm. On a Tuesday. I haven’t been back since. In Norway you may see a dog who LOOKS like he’s piss drunk bc he hasn’t quite figured out what these little things on his feet are, but that’s just endless…