A DUCK would be EVERYTHING!!! (and made me LOL)

They are usually bright red rain boots. And coats. the coats vary in color and style: some hipsters wear puffy coats with fur hoods, some wear bright yellow rain coats, and one too cool for me Frenchie that I see regularly wears black boots and a gray scarf. His fawn coat…

please don’t ever stop with these comments. I live in Norway and dogs ride the bus here. While wearing boots. I make up stories about their adventures, their work woes, how much they hate Steve who is in the cube next to them, etc and I ENDLESSLY amuse myself. Your comments are doing the same.

I expected this to be another article ranting about how awful dating today is. (And my god, it is) I loved the positive spin and your positive outlook. I am happily in a relationship after 4 years of being single and because I am so happy with my life as as a single person, it is sometimes hard for me to be in a…

WHERE IS THE ONE FOR THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT, FFS!!!!!!!

Wait wait...I know it’s here somewhere...

oooh where do I sign up? And I hope there’s automatic rebilling in the tiny print that I won’t read and is hidden if I scroll dow the page for 10 full minutes!

I worked for another Hollywood guy (a social media influencer) who does this. Used to make us take photos of the girls’ ID’s so he had proof that they were over 18 (or portraying themselves as such). He was in his 40's. Charming.

Exactly. You know where a majority of these horseshit assholes live? the US. I moved to Norway in July and it’s hard to find holistic doctors or holistic health food stores here. And before some self righteous witch doctor chimes in, “Then they must be taking too many drugs,” Norwegians are horrified with how much the…

Sorry, totally unrelated but: is anyone else having problems with the site on mobile? I’m on an American icloud but a Norwegian phone/network and this past week Jezebel will randomly some gaming or sexting ad after I’ve been on the site on my phone. Happens once a day and I have to close out of safari and restart.…

Right? I felt for this girl and thought when Jane said here’s the follow up it would make me feel even more for her.

I haven’t watched it since seeing that episode. I was TRAUMATIZED.

In what universe is MELANIA TRUMP “protesting” this role as first lady so she doesn’t have to put her career on hold? What career? Modeling? It’s not like she had some booming personal venture and career path that she sacrificed in order to be first lady. She was doing....what? I googled it and can’t find any actual…

Rich, you’re my spirit animal. I desperately miss your and Caity’s “Best Restaurant in New York” series, particularly bc I am planning an eating food tour of NYC with my Norwegian boyfriend for Christmas. (his first time) Articles like this are made for you and make me LOL. Never change.

I live in Norway and am learning Norwegian (I’m American). I was in a store once and told a man, in Norwegian, that I liked his dog. He corrected my pronunciation because I said “like” wrong. I thoroughly appreciated this bc I don’t think I should get a participation trophy for trying to say the language correctly, I…

Isn’t the reason that you have a job because you want to teach people on this subject? Why did you become an English teacher if you truly believe that grammar and how we speak doesn’t matter? If my English teacher told me “you know what, talk as you want, and never correct anyone because you might offend them,” I’d…

It’s not even in big text on CNN. Just hidden as the 7th story on the “Top stories” tab over on the right column. Last story you see before you scroll. Oh another shooting, NBD.

This would be the best answer EVER for the “Why did you leave your last job?” interview question.

“Welp. I flipped off the President one sunny morning on my bike ride. I regret nothing.”

It’s ALWAYS our fault. Somehow.

At first I thought Taylor had written the lyric “he loves me like an iphone X.” and I was like HAH! Taylor you actually got me with that one, you limp spaghetti noodle.