Um, I’m here for that. I do not like kids. If that makes me kidsist, so be it. My taxes pay for their school and I’m ok with that bc I would prefer not to live in a country full of morons (....which is why I moved to Norway, JK.) but that’s my contribution to them. You, my friend, are ridiculous.

When am I gonna get a kid free AIRLINE is my question? I’d pay a premium for that. Even more if they included a cute, house trained dog for me to pet from coast to coast. (ugh, not a creepy metaphor, I just really like dogs.)

Yes, well said! I worked for a social media influencer who was a nightmare. Throwing clothes at me bc he didn’t like how his suitcases were packed (why I, one of the top execs at his actual business part of his company was standing in his closet/had anything to do with packing him for trips is anyone’s guess), keeping…

OOps removing my guess since I’m late to the thread.

Hi friend! Right? I adore my current SO but I also looooooooooove sleeping alone. Seriously LOVE IT. In the morning I have a routine and I want you to STAY OUT OF MY WAY while I’m in my routine. Sooo...living alone seems like a great idea! He likes his space too, but also likes snuggling. Which I do too but when he…

I know I’m late to this thread (another Norwegian here...well, American in Norway) but have you thought about setting a time limit and sticking to it?

Same. Can you tell me what you find? I’m lazy. This is horrific.

Happy to elaborate: it’s a coworking space and also the effing WORST. It’s like going to work at a sorority putting on a summer camp. It’s like Groundhog Day of your freshman orientation. It’s daycare for millennials.

Wait what? So if you think women were sacred and it’s a shame that that’s not the case now, WHY DO YOU WORK FOR A GUY WHO IS ON VIDEO SAYING GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY?!?! And Gold Star Families? You mean like the guy you work for who has 5 kids with 3 different women?

I LOVED Chelsea Does.... and wish she would do more episodes of that. The Chelsea Does Racism episode made my brain hurt a bit. Sounds like she will be doing more of that, which I will watch.

I fucking love Northam simply for his ads over the summer where he said “I’ve been watching Donald Trump closely....and I think he’s a narcissistic maniac.” At first I thought I was watching an SNL parody of a govenor ad, but when I realized it was real I stood up and applauded in my living room.

I LOVED this one and am so sad that I finished it already. Haven’t been that hooked on a crime podcast since Serial.

NETFLIX is the victim? I tend to think the dead guy is the victim bc of a bad call by his employer.

Dammit, I was really hoping the third photo in this series would be “Look at Peter naked!”

This woman is to wellness what Trump is to the presidency.

What in god’s name was Netflix thinking? “Hmmm, there’s a town on the border of Hidalgo. Hidalgo, the area with the highest number of murders last month [182]. Yes, let’s shoot THERE.” That’s is just a world of NOPE.

Guarantee he and Anderson Cooper got drunk one night and came up with this. i think Andy is always in on the joke and loves making fun of the housewives as much as we do.

Hello Scrotus, this is Norway, have we met? I’d like you to hold my beer while I talk to you about high taxes. High taxes that make the lives of the citizens here MUCH more secure feeling than those in the states. Where employees have very high protections, where healthcare is free, where nobody has hundreds of…

This seems especially fucking bananas now that I live in Norway where the average server makes $22/hour because THEY WANT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO LIVE HERE. Now, it is not perfect, no no no, there are massive taxes but everybody pays them and while they may complain, NO ONE goes so far as to try to implement…

Thank you for this. After 10 years with an ED and 8 years of recovery my dysmorphia has come back with a massive vengeance recently. It blows my mind that people can say i’m thin. But the comments about how thin I am are not as frequent as they were so now I panic. I scrutinize. I coolsculpt. (Which I know sounds like…