Haven’t you heard, Tesla is NOT a car company.

Refusing to buy from someone because of their expressed morals/politics isn’t pointless. How many times is the phrase “vote with your wallet” thrown around in response to people complaining about the antics of a company?  This is what voting with your wallet looks like.

Most CEOs keep their personal politics quiet for this exact reason. I’m sure there’s many other CEOs that have supported Trump, but we know mainly about Musk (and the MyPillow guy) bc they are so loud about it. Which is especially dumb if your product is something that leans ‘liberal’. A lot of Trump’s supporters roll…

Right? Teslas. could have been like iPhones—everybody wants one! You’d think any CEO would realize that by loudly endorsing either candidate you’re automatically turning off about half the country. Elon takes his stupidity to 11 by adding in seemingly daily commentary on social issues, the Aaron Rodgers of the auto…

Why, it’s almost as if most people don’t want to pay $50,000 for a MAGA hat on wheels or something.

This is further proof that just because you have money doesn’t mean you’re smart. And its also further proof that people are morons and will follow someone they think is a “leader” because they think that being financially successful is all there is to it. Trump and Musk are in the same kind of person. People with…

Elon is the only reason I don’t have a Tesla sitting in my driveway right now. I can’t be the only one.

Thin line between Genius and Madness

...Since when does every car company roll out their own charging network?
I’m so baffled by the point you’re trying to make here. Only Tesla has the proprietary chargers- everyone else in the US uses the SAE standards, which has charging stations built out by ChargePoint, EVGO, Blink, etc.

My 6 year old referred to employees of Target as “targets” for the longest time.

I’m no conservative, but for some reason “Porschetards” and “Porschecucks” spring to mind.

Porschniki.

I was looking into a company called Terminus for work the other day. They apparently call their employees Terminators.

How about Parshers?
Or even maybe the more recognizable Porschers.
... or what about Porschinskies - Torch I can’t believe you didn’t suggest that yourself.

I imagine a ton of other wordplays that might make it over there.
Asking please gets converted from bitte to Porsche Favor
Their car lineup is the Porschefolio
Their…

Porschticles

It’s the intangible things that make the Porsche better...cars are often a very emotional purchase and Porsche ticks a lot of those boxes.

I can’t figure out why I’m so irrationally attracted to a car so completely out of my price range but as a former Volt and e-golf lessor (and former 996 GT3 owner), just the idea of Porsche throwing down in the EV space makes me happy.

Yup, same with most sports cars, fancy trucks and motorcycles. You don’t attract women, just more dudes.

The dream: you pull up in a sleepy small european town and an attractive young ingenue begs for a ride in your fancy new car

this! car was only cool when it came out then people drove it and realized what a pos it was