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Being a huge fan of the Cowboys myself I got the EXACT same tattoo. Been wondering why cars have been driving by shooting up my house. Now it all makes sense.

He has shown INCREDIBLE leadership...

Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

It means that the Browns will, eventually, have to change their name.

Hey, what do you expect? He’s a defensive guy!

Herm is really going to loose his shit when he finds out professional football is actually comprised of 32 teams, each comprised of 53 active players.
So technically it IS all about the players. Unless you’re one of those guys who likes to pay money to watch Sean Payton yell or Jim Tomsula sweat a lot.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

Roses are red

Unusual. When it comes to self ignition, it is more likely to happen to someone from Angkor Wat.

Jones has officially descended into the period of his life known as “later years Al Davis.”

He needs one more to really seal the deal.