I...err...damn. That's a real thing. Is it any good? Do they have deliverators? Do they need any? Does the greatest swordsman in the world work for them?

You missed the most practical car of all: Nissan R35 GTR. Four doors: check. Trunk: check. Comfortable: Check. Not over-the top expensive: ehh...sort of. Decent gas mileage: check. Seats 5: No problem. Room for dead hookers in trunk: check. Reliable: Well, I've never seen one broken down on a highway.

But what about the terrible conditions the cookies are kept in before they're killed for their juices?

You've never really lived until the Viper you're driving gets dusted by some dude in a supercharged E36 M3. "I'm just gonna pull away right about...what the hell just happened?"

So, I'm still gray last I checked, but a fucking spammer isn't. Yup, that's how it goes.

As a non-Christian, I say this: do what Jesus would have done: flip over the table and chase her with a whip.

I applaud the absolute strength of will you apparently have, because, believe you me, I would've simply fucking snapped at "...if she can afford it..."

Don't have kids (too old for that, anyway) but the little shit would end up in Virginia Military Academy so fast it'd make his head spin.

I'm glad this dude didn't land on a Ford GT. He would have bounced.

Someone who was also at Fort Sill, I see. I lat-moved outta arty as fast as I fucking could.

Huh. That makes sense. Never really thought about it in that fashion. I'm far too old to pull anything remotely similar to asking out some random woman (I try to limit the asking to dinner to a very select group of just one, at least in the dating [married] sense). I'm mildly out of touch with our "younger"…

I was actually being sarcastic, at least partially. I'm still an old bastard with 20 years in the Corps, and you did attempt to make out like you were being rude. You weren't. I'm not really sure what happened to the conversation, anyway. Platypus Chicken is delicious, incidentally, and moral watches are the same…

Please do. After twenty years in the Marine Corps, I've known bricks that were more rude. Seems like you aren't even trying.

Really? I'm polite and ask an honest question, and this is the response I get? What happened to being polite?

I have a couple of transgender friends, but they've never discussed being harassed. I imagine it's a sore subject, so good on you for being willing to talk about it. Something has been bugging me pretty often after reading stories like this: it seems that it's no longer ok to ask someone out to dinner or coffee. …

Helicopters are easy: they're so ugly the ground repels them.

I just don't like the Miata. Ugly, slow, and missing the roof. 'Course, it rains a whole bunch where I live, so convertibles are pretty pointless around here (which has left me wondering why every dealership seems to have E36 M3 'verts).