I...err...damn. That's a real thing. Is it any good? Do they have deliverators? Do they need any? Does the greatest swordsman in the world work for them?

I seem to remember being in an advisory capacity for a large organization whose name rhymes "boney" at one point, and pointing out that the network security for the small portion of the company I analyzed was, in a word, atrocious. I recall providing extensive documentation to the local management of this particular…

Nope. Dude, it's gonna be tapes. We've SEEN Guardians of the Galaxy. Gonna be tapes. Mix tapes. From the 70's/80's.

You missed the most practical car of all: Nissan R35 GTR. Four doors: check. Trunk: check. Comfortable: Check. Not over-the top expensive: ehh...sort of. Decent gas mileage: check. Seats 5: No problem. Room for dead hookers in trunk: check. Reliable: Well, I've never seen one broken down on a highway.

But what about the terrible conditions the cookies are kept in before they're killed for their juices?

I give this two weeks before an exploit is found and I...I mean someone...shocks EVERYONE wearing one until the batteries are dead. Me? I would never OW...FUCK....STOP ZAPPING ME.

You've never really lived until the Viper you're driving gets dusted by some dude in a supercharged E36 M3. "I'm just gonna pull away right about...what the hell just happened?"

It can say: "Add Money to Bank Account." That works. Doesn't have to be "Steal Money." I'll even accept a keyboard with a "Free LG 34UC97 Curved Display" button.

Ok, hold on: where can I get one of those keyboards. I need one. For reasons.

So, I'm still gray last I checked, but a fucking spammer isn't. Yup, that's how it goes.

Why? It's like an omelette -in-an-egg! All you gotta do is add cheese! Unless it came with cheese. Then don't eat it. Even I have standards.

Scanning all 65k+ ports using the above took 32:21.4. That may not be quite right, since I was attacked by a cat around the 30 minute mark and got sidetracked for a bit. When I looked back it was done. So around 30 minutes to scan all 65k ports. Since I can scan at least a dozen of these at a time on that old…

Except there's another school of thought here that you're missing: If I'm trolling the Internet looking for targets, I might actually look solely at high-numbered ports, since security people (like me, there, I said it) sometimes (I've been guilty of this) throw something on a high-numbered port with no security,…

Well, yeah, but utilizing other security measures (one's that actually secure a device rather than obfuscate a device) are more useful, and much more effective. I can scan an entire range of ports (all of them) in about...you know, fuck it. I'll find out for real. Lemme pull out an OLD port scanner (7th Sphere…

No: quality meat IS a healthy addition to any diet. Period. We are omnivores. We have evolved to eat both meat and vegetables. BOTH! Picking and choosing is bad. Want to eat a healthy, balanced diet? Then eat one that's actually balanced: one that contains meat, fruit, nuts, vegetables, grains, etc.

As a non-Christian, I say this: do what Jesus would have done: flip over the table and chase her with a whip.

I applaud the absolute strength of will you apparently have, because, believe you me, I would've simply fucking snapped at "...if she can afford it..."

Don't have kids (too old for that, anyway) but the little shit would end up in Virginia Military Academy so fast it'd make his head spin.

I'm glad this dude didn't land on a Ford GT. He would have bounced.

Someone who was also at Fort Sill, I see. I lat-moved outta arty as fast as I fucking could.