MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy.

I very much get the opinion that all Mike wants to do is live and not give a damn about politics. When you have the kind of money that he does, it’s probably pretty easy to just shut all of that stuff out of your life. Don’t get me wrong, it’d be nice if he actually stepped up, but all the same, I do envy a man who is…

He’s too old to play, so he’s reliant on shoe sales for his continued millions. He’s not going to risk hurting his brand, is my guess.

Miguel Tejada and Eric Burns agree

In my clearly unbiased opinion, very much yes.

best blog Deadspin has ever run?

And they’re gaining more fans everyday. It’s not unusual now to see them fill their stadium with Athletics supporters.

i cant get over that vein on the side of his god damn head

Bounced off Bregman’s head. 

It’s a division game against a team on the rise (OAK).  It’s not meaningless. 

Godspeed, Dwight.

wow.... i just threw up in my mouth a little... then i realized it’s preferable to having to read a Rick Reilly article so I just swished it around in my mouth all day long...  

So, I’m supposed to want to get behind a paywall to read Rick Reilly’s tortured analogies (f-ckin’ Marriott points)?

This is a wall I Can get behind, as long as you take Rushin as well.

When does the Athletic sign Jay Mariotti?

Hopefully we can get Cowherd and Bayless behind the paywall next.

If you rearrange the letters in Rick Reilly’s name, you get Lyric Liker.

Sandoval taking the Colon route to lengthen his career is just the thing we need right now.

I’ve always loved this beautiful Wilco song...