These cowardly scum wouldn’t dare speak this way if they didn’t have anonimity.

Too funny! Raymio, comments like yours are why I keep coming back to Deadspin. Never change, buddy. Never change.

Good for him! Working as a teacher in Japan is a great way to get into the country. Worked for me!

“...my neighborhood.”

Seems like a dick move. That kind of stuff comes back around.

Looks like he passed the NFL’s psychological testing...

Yes, yes, thrice-times yes.

This deserves more stars. I give you 10.

What does every President want? A second term. What’s the best way to gain a second term? Be in the midst of a war in your first term. Since we’re “friends” with Russia and war with the Chinese would be bad for business, my money is on Iran. Less powerful, antagonistic toward us since the 70s, enemy of Israel & Saudi.…

I wish I lived somewhere that this was a thing. Requires massive cardiac control. Totally badass.

The wife.

The groupies.

Well, it went up against Battleborn so what do you expect?

Ahhh, Baylor. The gift that keeps on giving.

Yessir. That’s giving Death a big wet kiss then slapping it on the ass.

I could go for some recess.

How did I not know about this? Thank you for making my existence brighter.

At this point, Bear Who Was Covered in Shit and Pissed is the feel good story of 2016