A friend of mine builds these things, and while they are cool I guess, I cant say I really get it. Its like an angry retard humping a door knob.

That dude said we would have auto lacing shoes in 2015. YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT. *waits*

UPDATE: A source tells us the Enzo was passed by the FM Miata, and couldnt deal with the subsquent shame thus careening itself into a nearby body of water. The Enzo isnt destroyed, but is dealing with a serious identity crisis.

Mercedes Gulf Porsche transporter. Because Gulf.

I dont care how rich you are, who the hell gives an 18 year old a Lamborghini?? They should impound their stupid ass parents.

I too am surprised to see this outpouring of pompous "Porsh" pronouncers. WTF. I thought people said that as like a slang name, like 'Yota or Jag. These people are wrong and unintelligent.

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When you open the FM catalog, its not about which parts you want. Its about how many of them you can afford right now.

Is this the part where I post what car I drove in college and say its the best?

I just evacuated my hipster jizm onto my ironic CRT monitor

When I was little, I remember riding in the car with my Dad, and I saw one of these in a parking lot. I exclaimed to my Dad that I just saw an F40. We turned around to go look at it, and were sorely disappointed to find out it was fake. On the other hand it wasnt all bad, it was parked outside a classic car showroom…

If by "Photoshop Professional" you mean "pirated a copy of Photoshop and applied some filters to a picture of a viper". I fart in your general direction.

I drive a Miata, so its obvious how I feel about this statement. However, I will use this post to say that besides the photography, EVO is as boring as any other US car mag to read. If youre not reading Octane, you are missing out greatly. Hands down the best car mag available.

Im ejaculating!

Its better than iGrind....iTumble!

And yet, you have provided publicity and advertising by featuring it on your website. "OH THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, LETS FEATURE IT ON OUR WEBSITE AND PROVIDE A LINK TO WHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE IT"

I dont want any of that.

This is a bit misguided. You think people make crappy websites on purpose? This happens because A. The designer actually DOESNT know what theyre doing which is usually because B. The company is not willing to pay the price for someone competent and/or C. Cant tell a competent designer from a bus boy and therefore gets…

* Made in China

So, this really has nothing at all to do with Snookie, does it? Cool headline.