The fuck is "T.K. Maxx"? Did they do a study and find that British people find the letter K more soothing than the letter J?

Movie royalties have been very good to...Tim?

Dont tell anyone, but this car was donated by Ted Danson

Its just so hard to remember not to show your beaver when getting in/out of your Bentley, one could use a reminder.

It was implied. "In other news, Michael Schumacher can't drive for shit and I can beat Michael Jordan at half-court one-on-one."

1. Where did I say I was better at hockey? 2. Ill rephrase, Habs fans suck the most

Really? You may or may not like the Red Wings, but I think EVERYONE can all agree that the Habs suck the most. Ole ole ole deez nutz.

I also frequently suffer from unintended acceleration.

I like driving while drunk and eating a sandwich and watching Seinfeld while my mother yells at me to keep it down.

Whats it like being old?

I will also nominate the first gen Civic. It spawned what Im assuming is Hondas best selling car (maybe its the Accord), that is still the "econobox" standard.

I think many of you have different definitions of "econobox" than I do. Supra, 240Z, Impreza 22b etc. are all sports cars IMO.

Hands up if your sphincter clenches so tight you crap a diamond everytime a bus turns into the oncoming lane at full speed, coming within inches of crushing you.

If we're really honest, nobody really NEEDS any kind of sports car. I just find it crazy that any random person with enough money can be set loose in cars like this on public roads. What if she hits a pelican?

Why this bish need a 230 mph 1000 hp car anyway though? Cant she just get a 911 convertible and call it day?

Midtown Madness was the shit.

The metal thing sticking up out of the console.

Noop.

-10 for not using the 3.0 CSL Art Car on Alexander Calders birthday.

I thought that was implied. Bobbita-boopy meat-a-ball!