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When you open the FM catalog, its not about which parts you want. Its about how many of them you can afford right now.

Is this the part where I post what car I drove in college and say its the best?

I just evacuated my hipster jizm onto my ironic CRT monitor

When I was little, I remember riding in the car with my Dad, and I saw one of these in a parking lot. I exclaimed to my Dad that I just saw an F40. We turned around to go look at it, and were sorely disappointed to find out it was fake. On the other hand it wasnt all bad, it was parked outside a classic car showroom…

If by "Photoshop Professional" you mean "pirated a copy of Photoshop and applied some filters to a picture of a viper". I fart in your general direction.

I drive a Miata, so its obvious how I feel about this statement. However, I will use this post to say that besides the photography, EVO is as boring as any other US car mag to read. If youre not reading Octane, you are missing out greatly. Hands down the best car mag available.

Im ejaculating!

Its better than iGrind....iTumble!

And yet, you have provided publicity and advertising by featuring it on your website. "OH THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, LETS FEATURE IT ON OUR WEBSITE AND PROVIDE A LINK TO WHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE IT"

I dont want any of that.

This is a bit misguided. You think people make crappy websites on purpose? This happens because A. The designer actually DOESNT know what theyre doing which is usually because B. The company is not willing to pay the price for someone competent and/or C. Cant tell a competent designer from a bus boy and therefore gets…

* Made in China

So, this really has nothing at all to do with Snookie, does it? Cool headline.

The fuck is "T.K. Maxx"? Did they do a study and find that British people find the letter K more soothing than the letter J?

Movie royalties have been very good to...Tim?

Dont tell anyone, but this car was donated by Ted Danson

Its just so hard to remember not to show your beaver when getting in/out of your Bentley, one could use a reminder.

It was implied. "In other news, Michael Schumacher can't drive for shit and I can beat Michael Jordan at half-court one-on-one."

1. Where did I say I was better at hockey? 2. Ill rephrase, Habs fans suck the most