Really? You may or may not like the Red Wings, but I think EVERYONE can all agree that the Habs suck the most. Ole ole ole deez nutz.

I also frequently suffer from unintended acceleration.

I like driving while drunk and eating a sandwich and watching Seinfeld while my mother yells at me to keep it down.

Whats it like being old?

I will also nominate the first gen Civic. It spawned what Im assuming is Hondas best selling car (maybe its the Accord), that is still the "econobox" standard.

I think many of you have different definitions of "econobox" than I do. Supra, 240Z, Impreza 22b etc. are all sports cars IMO.

Hands up if your sphincter clenches so tight you crap a diamond everytime a bus turns into the oncoming lane at full speed, coming within inches of crushing you.

If we're really honest, nobody really NEEDS any kind of sports car. I just find it crazy that any random person with enough money can be set loose in cars like this on public roads. What if she hits a pelican?

Why this bish need a 230 mph 1000 hp car anyway though? Cant she just get a 911 convertible and call it day?

Midtown Madness was the shit.

The metal thing sticking up out of the console.

Noop.

-10 for not using the 3.0 CSL Art Car on Alexander Calders birthday.

I thought that was implied. Bobbita-boopy meat-a-ball!

Day In The Life Of An Italian Police Officer

Ya workin on a new 914? With less VW? More Porsche? Porsche fun that the common man can afford? Big fun in a small package? Little roadster? Maybe a targa? No, no youll make a crossover.

Yessss!

"IM PEEING ON THE MOON!!" - Buzz Aldrin

I think its a little beyond "just paint it"...looks like it would fall apart if someone farted in the wrong direction.

The landing strip or the rotting Camel?