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Blake Lively simultaneously bores, annoys, and fascinates me.

Maybe all the blood samples were actually used to develop a race of super-clowns for the circus.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

Hijack for woke bae: Jesse Williams sighting at 6:30

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Maybe liberal states should make it nearly impossible for any fundamentalist christians to receive photo identification?

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

I thought that theatre was one of the exceptions to typical rules about employment discrimination. Like, they aren't going to force you to audition white men to play othello, or black men to play Hamlet? Does it matter that all the people in Hamilton were real, white people?

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

IT’S NOT BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T HAVE BISCUITS AND BACON, YOU FASCISTS. Seriously, it’s like they just picked the worst breakfast items to have during the day. Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or NOTHING.

When an affectionate term like dear is used by a stranger/person in a position of power it always comes off as super condescending to me.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

“I’ve proposed a few ways that this is ultimately her fault but you know, there could be more. Let your imagination roll!”

What the fuck is this guys problem. Everytime he said something it got worse. “Let your imagination roll”?