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I would murder anyone who creedbombed me.

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

It’s the same logic that hears about diverse casting and thinks about the poor white actors being denied a job.

Exactly! The correct response - if you’re white - to “Black lives matter” is to say “Yes. Yes, they do” not “BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!?”

Eh? That’s kind of a broad stroke. I’m a millennial and it makes me nostalgic AF. Granted, I’m 30 so a little closer to the generational divide, but still.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

this bit was my favorite part

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

No, simply no.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Religion.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

No, you’re crying.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Bobby,

Because it reads to me like deception was part of their business model from the very beginning. The 3rd party auditors are being hired to tell them something they already know.

season 3 of serial

This is clearly viral advertising for the new Twin Peaks series