Daycare providers and schools usually require 2 emergency contacts in case the primary caregiver isn't there to pick the child up, giving them 3 separate people to attempt to call in cases like this.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

Can people please stop making Autism THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IN THE WORLD OMG!!!

"Oh, is this offensive? I had no idea! If only we had a teacher to educate us on such things!"

meowwwww

I think maybe it was a Freudian slip because I want to hit this guy over the head with a viola.

Fix'd. I'd rather hear that from you than from some dickhead mainpage commenter going "THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS OF THIS WEBSITE TIME FOR ME TO STOP READING IT BUT WAIT FIRST I MUST COMMENT ON EVERY ARTICLE AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS."

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When is the GOP going to start focusing on all of those welfare queens on Wall Street? Their culture of tax exemptions and dependency on handouts whenever they tank the economy....sorry, sorry, what was I thinking? Those guys are accepting handouts because they love America. Not like those brown people who are just…

First....fix this:

I love this series so much! I give all the kiddos props because I probably wouldn't have put half the foods in my mouth at that age.

This is like the time my friends Portia Birthabortion and Gabe Oyscouttroopleader were excommunicated from the Baptist church.

Yeah - if you "don't see" that someone's gay/black/whatever, then you automatically ignore that part of their identity, which becomes problematic :)

...except Fifty Shades was (in a documentable fashion) sloppy Twilight fanfic.

pretty sure 50 shades was just sloppy fanfic too.

Argh. This has been so blown out of proportion and context. This guy was the one who introduced the bill to legalize interracial marriage in Alabama.

Literally.

For some reason I thought those creams were to lighten dark spots due to acne scarring or sun spots. Kind of to even skin tone out to it's original color.