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Tosh SUCKS nowadays. His clips are garbage and as unfunny as all get out.

She's not my type of comedian (Tig Notoro, on the other hand...I die.), but I still think she deserves a big round of applause for burning down the boys club over there at Comedy Central.

Did you not read the stories? These customers are not only stupid, many are rude and ignorant. The servers aren't calling themselves above them or super smart, just asking for some common sense and decency from their customers.

On the one end, I like that Handler is a success in a male dominated industry, but then she just says too many damn offensive unfunny things that I'm forced to ultimately dislike her. I'm not saying she should be 100% like-worthy, but I just wish that she had redeemable qualities at the end of the day. Tina Fey has

Have you met my friend Racism? And his buddy, Sexism?

Shouldn't these be relatively easily verifiable things? Like presumably their schools had yearbooks and such.

Please tell me she actually said "looks" and that's not a typo.

This made me laugh. A lot.

Fun fact: Usually photoshopping of this variety is indicative of it being a rellay shoddy corset. Probably plastic boning and made from as few pieces as possible, meaning it has no curve and will be less comfortable. Companies that make real corsets that actually visibly reduce the waist do not need to photoshop in

I don't need something that will help me suck time away. I'm good enough at that on my own.

Why stop there?

Space AND time you say? Well if it can make me 30 years younger. . .

Oh yes of course; I didn't even realize that! Better file this one to #corrections

Security access? Three days? Do they store company secrets in the lactation room?

I needed these laughs.

Every time I read the words "forcible rape"

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

If you're having hurl problems, I feel bad for you son

The rape was reported on Oct. 31. Results of the rape kit came back on Feb. 10