I am replying to promote this information as well as the term "furby up the skirt."

Add oil pulling to the list of other things I'm supposed to do for 30 minutes a day but don't, like exercise and meditation or whatever...

20 minutes is a long time.

For me the distinction is that, in child pornography, there are people who are abusing children and selling images/videos of that abuse for the (disgusting) arousal of others. As such, it's not just about one abuser taking a video—it's a network of horrible people who deserve to be arrested/charged/brought to justice.…

It's a non-story until you're the naked fat girl.

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

I know people like this too. They have a deep desire for attention, sympathy and to one up people. Like here, she read the story of a woman being abused by her rock star boyfriend and getting a response. So she comes in saying "you think that's bad? I was RAPED by a rock star on my BIRTHDAY." to try and get the…

This Sen. Melvin is the same moron who recently referred to algebra as "fuzzy math" because it "uses letters sometimes in place of numbers." No, I am not joking. Yes, he is genuinely that stupid. Not as in "lol you're so stupid" but as in this person actually is not smart.

It may not be served again after last Christmas when she asked if she should make it and I told her (a few glasses of wine into the holiday) that it looked like an abortion. Oops.

Okay, I really like Beyonce generally. She comes across as a good person in interviews. She is gorgeous, has a nice voice, is talented, etc.

This is one of the most interesting "intentionally not getting the joke" comments I've ever seen. Does anyone not know that USD->GBP is 1.5-ish?

Oh my god, I can't. I know running is great for you and I have massive respect for anyone who can run a marathon, but I would need to be chased by zombies or a t-rex or a zombie t-rex to run anywhere. And even then I'd still seriously consider just letting the zombie t-rex kill and eat me because surely it would just…

Working with children with disabilities can be emotionally draining. You need to have the patience to handle situations like this.

Right. Given a choice between a $20 candle and a $25 candle that has a decent chance of a having a cute ring in it, and a teeny tiny chance of having a genuinely nice ring it, I'm probably going to buy the $25 one just for fun. (You could always regift the ring to a niece or something if you don't want it.)

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

Yeah, I will file all your responses under "completely missed the entire point of the article."

How boring of you!!! Why wouldn't you at least check the ring?

Silly or stupid aside, it's hard to really say "scam" because it's not like the company is hiding the fact that some rings are cheap and they might not fit. To me, it's more of a gift—something you buy for a teenage girl or a young woman who loves costume jewelry and candles. Ain't nothing wrong with buying people a…